Breaking news, or rather, breaking news:
Trump dropped a bomb worth 36 trillion 💣 (yes, with the ground shaking).
According to him, a recent audit found that perhaps, and maybe just maybe, the United States does not have to repay part of its national debt.
Excuse me? What? What if I submitted my bills stating that I conducted a personal audit as well? 😬📉
This report comes from the brand new Dodge department (which we don't know if it's an agency or a parts store equipped with Wi-Fi). 🧑💼🔧
And there, among Excel spreadsheets, sweet cakes, and strange theories, they found "irregularities."
Irregularities, they say! And the next step is to claim that the Treasury mismanaged the PIN. 😵💫
Some are shouting "this will change the game!", while others scream "this is a horror movie, the villain is The Economist!" 😱
Currently, everything is sharp looks, lawyers with dark circles under their eyes, and trembling economists.