⚡ BTC Hits ATH: Miners Dig, Whales Buy, Fed Prints

New price: $109,857 📈 — then a quick correction to $102,800 📉. Why? The answer is a combination of geopolitics and obscure accumulation.

3 weekly news items that show chaos is the new normal:

1. Miners break records: MARA produced 950 BTC in May (+35% compared to April) and now holds 49,179 BTC. "Sell? Only if the price is written in neon lights on the Moon!"

2. ETFs on the move: Inflows of $639M in 24h after Powell postponed interest rate cuts. "Institutions are buying the dip like it's Black Friday sales."

3. GENIUS Act approved by the Senate: Regulates stablecoins as "digital dollars." The irony? Tether has been buying US treasuries for years.

Contradictory predictions (inflated with helium):

- $130k by Q3 (Cas Abbé, based on OBV fractals)

- $1.5M by 2030 (Cathie Wood, after 3 espresso coffees)

- Our reality: "Hodl with one hand on the wallet, one on the extinguisher" 🔥

Cosmic joke:

"When the FED prints $1 trillion, miners dig 282 blocks. Who creates real value?" ⛏️ vs 🖨️

The market dances. We buy popcorn with USDC.🍿

$BTC laughs last. And the loudest. 😏