#SwingTradingStrategy Dancing with the Chart without Breaking Your Wallet 📉💃

"I buy dips, sell pumps, and eat popcorn when the market goes crazy."

3 golden rules:

1. "Follow the trend, not your heart" ❤️‍🔥

Use SMA/EMA to see if the market is going up or down. If the chart is above the moving average, it's an uptrend. "If it's below, run like it's a rug pull!"*

2. "Fibonacci is your wizard" 🧙♂️

Retracements of 38.2%, 50%, 61.8% are like Black Friday discounts: you buy at a "discount" and sell at full price. Just don't wait for it to hit zero.

3. "Stop loss or stop living" ⚰️

Place a stop loss below the swing low (if buying) or above the swing high (if selling). "Without them, it's like leaving your wallet on the commuter train."

Cosmic joke:

"Swing trading is like surfing: sometimes you catch the wave (BTC at +20%), other times the sharks swallow you (USUAL -90%). The important thing is to have a survival board: reserve capital!" 🏄♂️

Debate question:

When does "holding a position for 2 weeks" become "involuntary hodling"? 😏

If you laugh at drawdowns, you learn to dance with chaos.🎪