#XSuperApp Elon Musk doesn’t rest even when he sleeps (if he sleeps). Now he wants X, formerly known as Twitter, to become a superapp.

So what is that? Basically, a digital Swiss army knife that lets you send a meme, pay rent, invest in Dogecoin, and order sushi… all from the same button 🍣💸

The idea sounds cool, yes. But it’s also a bit dizzying, like: “what if the app sends me a kitten sticker while charging me a fee?” 😳

This is serious: payments, investments, shopping, videos, live streams, cryptos, reels of expert kittens in the stock market… and whatever else comes. Musk wants you to live, laugh, earn, pay, and die within his app 🧠📲💀

Are we at the beginning of Skynet but with emojis and a buy button? It could be.

Does it seem a bit like Black Mirror to me? Yes.

Am I going to use it? OBVIOUSLY 🧃😎