🌪️ Crypto Week: Drops, FUD, and A Funnel of Hope 📉➡️✨

My portfolio dropped -5.23% – like a tent in a geopolitical storm. Why? Here’s the chaos in brief:

- Bitcoin danced on a volcano: Dip at $104.7k after Israel-Iran tensions 💣, with liquidations of $1.1B in 24h.

- Altcoins hit: DOT faced selling pressure, and USUAL dropped 10x (likely rug pull or evaporated liquidity).

- LPT, the old wound: Down -61% this year vs. ATH, even though AI is trending – evidence that some "revolutions" are slow.

😅 But there is a light:

- On Bybit, my portfolio grew from airdrops and instant listings: quickly sold at +30-50% in the first hours.

- Stablecoins save the day: Used USDC to buy the dip at ETH ($2,450) – now bouncing back to $2,552.

- Crazy meme coins: Trump coin ($TRUMP) rose +0.92% when everyone was fleeing. "The joke's on us!".

💡 Moral with humor:

> "Crypto is like an obstacle marathon: some coins trip (USUAL), others cheat (memecoins), but if you have beer in your wallet (stablecoins), you finish with a smile."

P.S. I’m positive because I learned: diversification on CEXs ≠ whim, but survival. And yes, dips are Black Friday discounts year-round 🎁.

HODL? Rather “rebalance with a smirk.” 😏