ETH: The king of eternal sideways movement"

$ETH stuck sideways since the beginning of time

They say crypto is volatile… unless you're holding ETH.

It's not a bear market. It's ETH's Gaza Strip mode — time is a cycle, and $2,600 is the constant of the universe. 🌀

📉 Meanwhile, traders:

Swing? Stuck.

DCA? Test of patience.

Breakout? False.

ETH maximalist: “We're still early.”

📬 Let me know when ETH decides to leave the cave. In the meantime, I'm farming memes and stacking patience.

$ETH

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