$USDC : Stability in Chaos with a Joke Served with Coffee ☕🛡️

"Price: $1.00. Emotions: 0. Volume: $18B. My crypto life void of feelings."

3 fresh news transforming USDC into the "launch pad" of crypto:

1. Shopify accepts USDC in 34 countries 🛒

Payment via Coinbase/Stripe with fees < $0.01 + 0.5% cashback.

"Mom: 'Do you use crypto for shopping?' Me: 'Yes, but only stablecoins so I don't have to worry!'"

2. Nubank offers 4% APY on USDC 🏦

Only 10 USDC minimum. 30% of their customers already hold the coin.

"Brazil dances samba on digital dollars. Where's our inflation?"

3. "Stablecoin Summer" officialized by Matt Hougan 🌞

Daily volumes of $75B (USDT+USDC). "When the market shakes, we stay in the boat with an anchor of $1."

Cosmic joke:

USDC is so stable it paid my coffee bill while BTC danced on a volcano. "I appreciate your devoted boredom, Circle!" 💸