Hello everyone, I am Lao Bai. My time in the crypto world has been long enough for me to go from 'Little White' to 'Old White', and my hair has gone from thick to sparse (those who understand, understand).

Resume Highlights: I have personally experienced the waterfall plunge of March 12, and witnessed the collective blackout and noodle-eating of May 19. I was a 'big shot' during the bull market and a 'ninja' during the bear market. I've encountered more pitfalls than I've eaten salt, and the tuition I've paid is enough to buy a Tesla (Model 3 basic version).

Core Skills: I excel at translating complex on-chain data, project logic, and market sentiment into plain language (and jokes). My goal is to help you laugh until you cry while avoiding those pitfalls I fell into back in the day.

Content Style: I never pretend to be cool, just speak plain language. My analysis is sharp with a bit of sarcasm, and my opinions are independent and occasionally face-slapping. I believe that 'in the crypto world, surviving is victory, and being able to smile while surviving is a skill'.

What can you gain by following me?

Pitfall Guide: Real-world experience gained through blood and tears to help you pay less intellectual tax.

Hardcore Science Popularization: Blockchain, DeFi, NFT... no matter how obscure the concept, I can explain it clearly to you.

Market Thermometer: I don’t predict the future, but I help you interpret the present, finding a raft together in the storm.

Source of Joy: After all, in the crypto world, when your mindset collapses, a smile is more important than anything (you might even catch a bottom).

Slogan: The road of trading coins is long, Lao Bai accompanies you to chat! Solid content paired with jokes, even in a bear market, it shines bright! 🌕 (up) 💥 (down) 😂 (mindset)