🚀 BREAKING: I just told my dog I bought $DOGE …

He’s now walking around like a millionaire 🐕💸

Meanwhile, I’m eating instant noodles watching charts like 📉😩

Why do I feel like my Dog is the real trader and I’m just the emotional investor? 😂

Binance, please add a “bark-to-buy” button before he buys the dip without me again! 🐾📲

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