Crypto is like an ex—up and down without warning, makes your heart race but still missed. I once bought a token called FluffyUnicorn420, they said it would revolutionize digital farming... turns out it was a scam, my money disappeared, but I harvested laughter. Bitcoin? They say it's digital gold, but every time the price drops, I can only sing 'my money is gone~ among the red candles~'.
NFT? I once sold a selfie of me sleeping, it sold for 0.00001 ETH—the buyer was a cat. Web3? They say it's decentralized, but I'm still told to join a Telegram group that's full of spam.
But here’s the thing, even though the crypto world is absurd, it teaches us something important: don’t FOMO, don’t trust tokens with pictures of sad ducks, and... always check the contract, not just the rental agreement.
