#TrumpBTCTreasury PILNE: Trump will swap the US gold reserve for Bitcoin!

"Fort Knox? No, thank you. Now we have Fort Satoshi!"

— said the 47th president, sitting in a cowboy hat on the blockchain.

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"The dollar has relied on the printer for too long. It's time to make America great again... through Proof of Work!"

💰 The Treasury is now HODLing 500,000 BTC

🏛 The Ministry of Finance renamed to the Department of Diamond Hands

📉 Inflation? I've never heard of it.

👴 In response, Biden proposed making a reserve with Dogecoin, but he was convinced... dogs don't bite.