#TrumpBTCTreasury PILNE: Trump will swap the US gold reserve for Bitcoin!
"Fort Knox? No, thank you. Now we have Fort Satoshi!"
— said the 47th president, sitting in a cowboy hat on the blockchain.
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"The dollar has relied on the printer for too long. It's time to make America great again... through Proof of Work!"
💰 The Treasury is now HODLing 500,000 BTC
🏛 The Ministry of Finance renamed to the Department of Diamond Hands
📉 Inflation? I've never heard of it.
👴 In response, Biden proposed making a reserve with Dogecoin, but he was convinced... dogs don't bite.