🧑‍⚕️ Doctor: What brings you in today?

🧔 Trader: Doc, I keep hearing voices...

🧑‍⚕️ Doctor: What kind of voices?

🧔 Trader: They keep saying, "Buy the dip... buy the dip..." 😵‍💫

🧑‍⚕️ Doctor: And do you?

🧔 Trader: Every time! But the dip keeps dipping! 😭📉

🧑‍⚕️ Doctor: sigh You’ve got a classic case of DIPression! 😂💊

🧔 Trader: Can you fix it?

🧑‍⚕️ Doctor: Only if Bitcoin decides to go to therapy too. 🛋️🪙

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