📢 One day, a novice investor walks into a bar and sees an experienced investor sitting across, sipping whiskey and rubbing his hands together in satisfaction.
The novice joins him:
— Hey, you seem so smart, you probably know all the secrets? I have 1000 dollars, where should I invest it to become a millionaire right away?
The experienced investor, without taking his eyes off the whiskey:
— Hmm, 1000 dollars… Well, if you want to become a millionaire immediately, there is one proven way.
The novice is all excited:
— What is it?! Tell me quickly!
The experienced investor takes another sip and replies with a sly squint:
— Take that 1000 dollars and buy lottery tickets with all the money. The chances are low, of course, but it’s the fastest way I know. In any other case, you’ll have to work long and hard.
The novice scratched his head and pondered:
— I thought you were talking about some stocks or crypto...
The experienced investor chuckled:
— You can also become a millionaire there, but for that you need to start with at least two thousand dollars!