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Bro is it real🤐?? How much time you need to reach there🥱 If it is real then you obviously replay us.
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💔 "Crypto Hearts: A Love Lost in the Blockchain"🥲🥲 Once upon a time in the metaverse 🪐, in a digital city called Bitlanta 🌆, lived a boy named Ethan ETH 👨🎨 and a girl named Bella BTC 👩💻. Ethan was an NFT artist 🎨 who only made pixel cats 😺. Bella was a hardcore Bitcoin maxi 💰 who thought everything else was a scam (including Ethan’s cat art 🫠). One day, they matched on a crypto dating app called ProofOfLove ❤️🔥 — where you had to pay gas fees ⛽ just to swipe. --- 💬 First message: Ethan: “Are you a private key? 🔑 Because I can’t unlock my heart ❤️ without you.” Bella: “That’s cute… but do you accept Bitcoin only? 🪙 No ETH please 😒” They met in the real world (aka a VR room) 🤖. Their first date was in a coffee shop called Café DeFi ☕📲. Ethan paid in ETH. Bella got mad. “Why not use Lightning Network, you ETH head? ⚡😤” But still... they held hands 🫱🏻🫲🏽 and whispered about the future. He dreamt of launching a token called LOVECOIN 💗. She wanted to open a Bitcoin bakery called Proof of Cake 🍰. --- Then disaster struck. Ethan invested all his ETH in a meme coin called DOGEWOWXMOONINU999 🐶🚀. 📉 It rugged in 2 minutes. He was broke. Like… wallet-empty, gas-fee-can’t-pay broke 😭. He cried: “Bella… I lost everything. But not you, right?” 🥺💔 She replied: “Sorry Ethan. I only date bull market boys 📈. Goodbye.” She left him… for a Bitcoin miner. 🪓💻 Now Ethan makes NFTs of broken hearts 💔. He called the collection: “Bella’s Exit Scam” It sold 0.0001 ETH total. --- The End 😂📉💸 “Never fall in love on the blockchain.” ---#BTC... #ETH #SparkBinanceHODLerAirdrop
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🤣 Tom & Jerry: The Crypto Chaos 🪙 make the best2792 Q1: What happens when Tom starts trading crypto and Jerry wants free Wi-Fi? 👉 One day, Tom becomes a "crypto expert" after watching 3 YouTube Shorts and 1 reel from a guy in sunglasses. He sets up a mining rig using a fan, a toaster, and his grandma’s old TV. Q2: Who do you think sneaked in and used Tom's Wi-Fi to trade meme coins? 😏 Of course—Jerry! He used Tom’s internet to launch a new coin called CheeseCoin. Within 24 hours, CheeseCoin pumped 100x because a rat from France tweeted about it. Q3: What did Tom do when he saw his electricity bill? A) Cried B) Called customer care C) Chased Jerry with a frying pan D) All of the above ✅ You guessed it: D. All of the above. Q4: Guess what happened when Tom tried to catch Jerry inside the crypto wallet? He accidentally transferred all his Bitcoin to... 🎩 A scammer cat named Whisker420.eth! Q5: What was Jerry doing during all this? Sipping cold cheese juice 🧃 in the Bahamas, tweeting: > “#HODL #TomStillUsing2G” Q6: Who's the real crypto genius? A) Tom B) Jerry C) The toaster rig D) The grandma's TV 🤣 Let’s be honest… it’s Jerry. --- Final Question: If Jerry launched a memecoin called TomSucksToken, would you buy it? ⬇️ Comment YES or NO! 😂 #CardanoDebate #Pape #BTC #BNA
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