💔 "Crypto Hearts: A Love Lost in the Blockchain"🥲🥲
Once upon a time in the metaverse 🪐, in a digital city called Bitlanta 🌆, lived a boy named Ethan ETH 👨🎨 and a girl named Bella BTC 👩💻.
Ethan was an NFT artist 🎨 who only made pixel cats 😺. Bella was a hardcore Bitcoin maxi 💰 who thought everything else was a scam (including Ethan’s cat art 🫠).
One day, they matched on a crypto dating app called ProofOfLove ❤️🔥 — where you had to pay gas fees ⛽ just to swipe.
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💬 First message:
Ethan: “Are you a private key? 🔑 Because I can’t unlock my heart ❤️ without you.”
Bella: “That’s cute… but do you accept Bitcoin only? 🪙 No ETH please 😒”
They met in the real world (aka a VR room) 🤖. Their first date was in a coffee shop called Café DeFi ☕📲. Ethan paid in ETH. Bella got mad.
“Why not use Lightning Network, you ETH head? ⚡😤”
But still... they held hands 🫱🏻🫲🏽 and whispered about the future.
He dreamt of launching a token called LOVECOIN 💗. She wanted to open a Bitcoin bakery called Proof of Cake 🍰.
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Then disaster struck.
Ethan invested all his ETH in a meme coin called DOGEWOWXMOONINU999 🐶🚀.
📉 It rugged in 2 minutes.
He was broke. Like… wallet-empty, gas-fee-can’t-pay broke 😭.
He cried:
“Bella… I lost everything. But not you, right?” 🥺💔
She replied:
“Sorry Ethan. I only date bull market boys 📈. Goodbye.”
She left him… for a Bitcoin miner. 🪓💻
Now Ethan makes NFTs of broken hearts 💔.
He called the collection: “Bella’s Exit Scam”
It sold 0.0001 ETH total.
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The End 😂📉💸
“Never fall in love on the blockchain.”
