๐ Wanna Get BANNED from Binance?
Here are 5 "Galaxy Brain" moves to get REKT fast ๐๐คฃ
(But for real โ DONโT do these. Ever.)
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1๏ธโฃ Clone Army Activated ๐ฅ
> โ5 accounts, 5x the rewards. Iโm a genius.โ
๐ซ Binance: Youโre a genius... at getting banned.
๐ชฆ RIP Referral Hunter.
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2๏ธโฃ Botting Like a Boss ๐ค
> โAuto-buy. Auto-sell. Auto-rich!โ
๐ Bot's working fine.
๐ Your account? Auto-terminated.
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3๏ธโฃ VPN World Tour ๐
> โToday Iโm in Dubai. Tomorrow? Iceland. Binanceโll never know!โ
๐จ Binance: Nice flag collection. You're still banned, globe-trotter. ๐๐จ
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4๏ธโฃ Pump & Dump Discord Warrior ๐
> โLetโs pump $WILDCOIN and rug 'em all!โ
๐ฅ Binance: Hold my compliance report.
๐ฎโโ๏ธ Welcome to banland.
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5๏ธโฃ Withdraw Like a Narco ๐ธ
> โJust moving funds to 12 wallets, 3 chains, and 4 sketchy memecoins.โ
๐ง Binance: Crypto Pablo, your account is now on ice. โ๏ธ
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โ Moral of the story:
Trade smart. Stay compliant. Donโt try to outsmart the exchange.
Binance sees everything.
And theyโve got a ban button with your name on it. ๐
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