š Wanna Get BANNED from Binance?
Here are 5 "Galaxy Brain" moves to get REKT fast šš¤£
(But for real ā DONāT do these. Ever.)
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1ļøā£ Clone Army Activated š„
> ā5 accounts, 5x the rewards. Iām a genius.ā
š« Binance: Youāre a genius... at getting banned.
šŖ¦ RIP Referral Hunter.
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2ļøā£ Botting Like a Boss š¤
> āAuto-buy. Auto-sell. Auto-rich!ā
š Bot's working fine.
š Your account? Auto-terminated.
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3ļøā£ VPN World Tour š
> āToday Iām in Dubai. Tomorrow? Iceland. Binanceāll never know!ā
šØ Binance: Nice flag collection. You're still banned, globe-trotter. ššØ
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4ļøā£ Pump & Dump Discord Warrior š
> āLetās pump $WILDCOIN and rug 'em all!ā
š„ Binance: Hold my compliance report.
š®āāļø Welcome to banland.
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5ļøā£ Withdraw Like a Narco šø
> āJust moving funds to 12 wallets, 3 chains, and 4 sketchy memecoins.ā
š§ Binance: Crypto Pablo, your account is now on ice. āļø
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Moral of the story:
Trade smart. Stay compliant. Donāt try to outsmart the exchange.
Binance sees everything.
And theyāve got a ban button with your name on it. š
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