One thing I love about Bitcoin is how THOROUGHLY it has EVISCERATED Marxism.
Bro Karl spent his life chain-smoking in a library trying to explain value with equations about “socially necessary labor time,” while Satoshi dropped 21 million lines of divine scarcity and vanished like a financial messiah.
Bitcoin proved Marx was a low-IQ parasitic mutant who thought digging ditches made you rich.
He died broke, unshowered, and crying about capitalism while a pseudonymous legend rewrote monetary physics with math, not manifestos.
Marx thinks that all value is derived from labor - meanwhile Satoshi mined 1 million BTC on his laptop while Marx was busy coughing into a handkerchief and blaming landlords for the fact he couldn’t do math.