💸 DCA into Bitcoin on steroids
or how I just threw in $100 a month — and got X2 without fuss
🧠 Hook
Summer 2023.
Everyone around is either saying "everything is lost" or "Bitcoin is about to skyrocket to the Moon".
And I? I just took and started throwing in $100 a month into BTC.
No fanfare, no "everything in Bitcoin", no panic. Just like a Netflix subscription.
💁♂️ Just instead of series — the future.
💡 What did I do?
Every first day of the month:
🗓 "Hello, 1st! Here’s a hundred and buy me a little BTC".
This went on for 24 months: from July 2023 to June 2025.
The price was different each time — either $25k or close to $100k.
And so, by July 1, 2025 (estimated price — $105,652.10), I accumulated...
🧮 Numbers, numbers, sweet numbers:
📅 Month 💰 BTC Price ⚖️ BTC Bought 💸 Invested 💎 Value (July 2025) 🚀 Profit
July 2023 30,590.08 0.003269 $100 $345.38 +$245.38
September 2023 25,800.72 0.003876 $300 $1,000.36 +$700.36
January 2024 44,167.33 0.002264 $700 $2,116.13 +$1,416.13
... ... ... ... ... ...
June 2025 105,652.10 0.000947 $2,400 $4,823.92 +$2,423.92
📌 Total invested: $2,400
📌 Accumulated: ~0.04566 BTC
📌 Estimate for July 2025: ~$4,823.92
📌 Profit: +101%
(Yes-yes, that's more than in the bank at 0.00001% annual interest 🤡)
🤯 Frankly: what did I understand?
1. Boredom is my new hero.
I just did the same thing. Month after month. Without heroism.
2. DCA — not a magic pill, but the closest to it.
You don't guess, you don't catch the bottom, you don't scream "sell". You just buy.
3. When everyone screamed "sell", I kept going.
And you know, it paid off. Twice as much money.
(And a little more self-respect ✊)
📌 Tips if you decide to replicate:
Don't wait for the "perfect moment". It doesn't exist.
Create a ritual for yourself: on the 1st — DCA and coffee ☕
Don't check the rate every day. Better check on yourself 😅
Don't invest your last money — don't be an idiot.
Give yourself patience. It's the best asset after BTC.
🤪 A little self-irony:
Could I have invested everything at once when the price was $25k?
Yes.
Did I do it?
Of course not. I'm normal.
But now I have results, a story, and a post where I'll boldly write all this.
(This post, by the way 😉)
💬 Moral?
> While someone was waiting for a pullback to $10k, I just kept throwing in $100.
And now I have almost $5K, while they have only pride and memes.
🎯 Conclusion:
📈 DCA is not magic. It's just discipline + time.
And if you believe in BTC, then it's fire 🔥
🔚 And finally:
If this breakdown resonated with you — hit 🧡, leave a comment, or just share with a friend.
And if not — well, go ahead and keep guessing where the bottom is 😂
See you in the next report or... on the Moon 🌕
