"Crypto Jokes That Only Hurt If You Invested 😭📉"
💸 Welcome to the only bull run happening right now… in your imagination.
Here are 7 brutally funny crypto jokes to make you laugh through the pain. HODL your sides 😂
🪙 1. Bitcoin Be Like
"I peaked in 2021 and now I just vibe."
📉 2. My Portfolio vs My Will to Live
One keeps going down… the other already hit zero.
🏠 3. Me Explaining to My Family Why I Didn’t Sell at the Top:
“It’s called HODLing, mom. Also, can I crash here for a bit?”
🐕 4. Dogecoin Investor Starter Pack:
$37 worth of DOGE
Elon tweet notifications on
Believes in the moon
Eats noodles 6 days a week
🧑💼 5. LinkedIn Crypto Bro Be Like:
“Exited with a 46% loss. It’s not failure — it’s a strategic exit with learnings.”
📦 6. Bought NFTs in 2022:
Now they’re just my emotional support JPEGs.
🧠 7. What’s the Most Reliable Asset in Crypto?
Disappointment. It never dips.
👉 Tag your crypto buddy who's still checking their wallet like it's a slot machine 🎰
