#CryptoRoundTableRemarks “Welcome to the only place where losing 90% of your portfolio just means you’re ‘early.’ In crypto, we don’t panic — we HODL, refresh CoinGecko 20 times, and tweet ‘WAGMI’ while crying inside. I bought the dip... then it dipped harder. My NFT monkey is worth less than my coffee, but hey, it has vibes. DeFi is like Lego, if Lego could liquidate you. We’ve got smart contracts, dumb decisions, and gas fees higher than my rent. But still — we’re here, building the future... or at least a really cool Discord. Remember: not financial advice — just emotional support!”