#CryptoRoundTableRemarks Welcome to the Crypto Round Table, where everyone’s either a self-proclaimed expert or a hodler who’s been emotionally damaged since 2021. One guy said, “$BTC to $1M is inevitable,” while checking his wallet with $12.43 in it. Another swore by meme coins and showed us his NFT worth less than a cup of coffee—on discount. Someone yelled “DeFi is the future!” right before accidentally locking their tokens in a smart contract with no exit. The moderator tried to explain gas fees and almost started crying. And I? I just nodded, pretending I knew what a liquidity pool was. 💀