#TradingTools101 Everyone talks about fancy indicators and secret strategies, but my top trading tool? Panic. Followed closely by caffeine and blind hope. I once used a “trend line” I drew with a shaky hand after my third coffee. RSI said oversold, but my soul said overcooked. Then there’s Fibonacci levels—sounds like pasta, moves like regret. Ever tried MACD? More like “My Account Can’t Deal.” I even asked ChatGPT if crying counts as technical analysis. Apparently, no. 😂 If you’re still trading without sarcasm and memes, are you even doing it right? Charts lie. Emotions lie. But screenshots of your losses? That’s forever.