Imagine this:
A shadowy figure in a *"Satoshi Nakamoto"* hoodie slides into your DMs and says:
1. *“I’m back.”* 🤐
2. *“Let’s split my 1M BTC.”*
**Your move?** 🤫
- **A:** *“Proof of Keys or GTFO.”* 🔑
- **B:** *“Hard pass—I only trust decentralized proposals.”* 🏴
- **C:** *“TAKE MY HAND.”* 💍
**Comment your answer!** *(Bonus points if your portfolio is >1% of his.)* #BTC
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