😂 1. World’s Richest Invisible Person
Satoshi may be worth over $60 billion, yet no one has seen him shopping at Walmart.
He's basically a billionaire ninja.
🧙♂️ 2. Vanished Like a Tech Gandalf
One day Satoshi just said, "I'm out" and disappeared like:
"Fly, you fools!"
👾 3. Might Be a Time Traveler
Some believe Satoshi is from the future. Why?
Because Bitcoin solved so many modern problems in 2008, it's like he saw the future… or maybe he just wanted to buy pizza without talking to anyone.
🧑🍳 4. Invented Bitcoin… and Then Didn’t Use It
He invented money that could buy Lambos and islands, then said:
"Nah, I’m good."
Literally the guy who made the cake and never took a bite.
🐱👤 5. More Anonymous Than a Catfish on Tinder
Satoshi makes Bigfoot look overexposed.
At least there are blurry photos of Bigfoot. Satoshi? Not even a selfie.
🥸 6. Probably in a Group Chat Watching Us All Freak Out
There’s a theory Satoshi is in a group chat with other cryptographers like:
"Look at them guessing again... lol."
Probably drops popcorn emojis every time someone claims to be him.
⌨️ 7. Used British Spelling, So Obviously James Bond?
He wrote "favour" and "colour"...
Which clearly means he’s either British or pretending to be British, so:
👔 Bitcoin, James Bitcoin.
🦸 8. Superpower: Creating Chaos and Leaving
Satoshi created Bitcoin, blew up the global finance system, and vanished.
He’s basically the Batman of finance—if Batman also invented math money and didn’t wear a cape.
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