Donald J. Trump
📅 June 11, 2025 · 🏌️♂️ Mar-a-Lago
BIG ANNOUNCEMENT
Today I’m launching the greatest policy in the history of policies:
💥 Mandatory Naps for Everyone After Lunch! 💥
They said, “Mr. President, that’s not how countries work!”
I said, “That’s how LEGENDS work.”
America needs ENERGY! Not coffee. Not Red Bull. Just power naps — like I do between tweets.
Starting next week:
🛏️ 1 PM - 2 PM = Nap Time for All!
No exceptions. Not even Congress.
(Especially Congress — they’re always sleepy anyway.)
MAKE NAPPING GREAT AGAIN