$ETH Pair ETH: Even Funnier Edition (100 Words)

Pairing ETH is like riding a rocket made of spaghetti—fast, wild, and probably held together by hope. ETH/BTC? That’s crypto’s version of Batman vs. Iron Man. ETH/USDT? Like dating a stable accountant while secretly texting your wild ex. Pair it with a meme coin and suddenly you’re in Vegas with your savings yelling, “YOLO!” ETH gas fees show up like surprise charges from your ex: expensive and unexplained. Yet we keep pairing it—why? Because deep down, we believe in smart contracts, even if we can't trust ourselves not to FOMO at 3am. Ethereum: the drama queen we all love.