🤔 Why does Ethereum never move “as expected”?
While the whole market is betting on ETH to explode… it goes sideways.
When you're sure it's going to crash… it slowly climbs, only to return where it started.
And in the end?
📉📈📉📈 The mystical Vitalik sideways dance begins.
🧠 Ethereum doesn’t moon like a memecoin.
It builds, upgrades, gets hit with FUD, delivers innovation… and keeps moving sideways.
But one thing is clear:
Those who doubt ETH in the long run usually end up regretting it.
😅 Meanwhile… the guy responsible for Ethereum’s future is dressed like a Wookiee holding a tablet.
💬 Have you ever bought ETH and watched it crab walk for weeks?
Drop your story below 🫠👇
