👨‍💻 Crypto Trader at 2AM:

"Just 5 more minutes of chart analysis..."

🧠 Brain: “You need sleep, bro.”

❤️ Heart: “What if BTC breaks out tonight?”

💀 Liver: “Another energy drink? Seriously?!”

😵‍💫 Stomach: “Is that... your 4th samosa?”

📉 Chart: Goes sideways.

📆 Real life: It's Monday morning. You're late to work.

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