You'd Probably Hate Phala Network If…

- You think privacy onchain isn't a big deal

- You're okay with others seeing what your app is doing

- You don't mind running backend logic on Web2 cloud

- You trust Big Tech to handle your sensitive data

- You believe smart contracts should stay public forever

- You don't care how fast or efficient your app runs

- You think AI doesn't need to protect user input

- You don't mind if your dApp leaks user behavior

- You think compute shouldn't scale with privacy

- You'd rather keep things simple even if it means less secure

Phala $PHA is for devs and users who want privacy, speed, and control.

If that's too much to ask from Web3 then maybe it's not for you.