$BTC

Crypto was meant to simplify finance, yet somehow created the most complex self-custody system imaginable. We preach "be your own bank," but forget to mention you'll need: ... ...

- A hardware wallet (or three)

- Metal seed phrase plates (because paper burns)

- A degree in cryptographic key management

- The paranoia level of a Cold War spy ... .....

Meanwhile, traditional finance lets you reset passwords with your childhood pet's name.