#CryptoCharts101 Welcome to Crypto Chart 101: Where logic takes a vacation and emotions drive the market bus. 🚌💥

So you opened the chart… thinking you’d spot a pattern. Boom! There it is — The Sleeping Dragon Formation. Totally made up, but you believed it. 🐉

Candles going up? You’re a genius. Candles going down? The market’s rigged. Elon tweeted? Your whole portfolio just did a backflip. 🕺📉

Zoom in — looks bullish. Zoom out — looks like the Titanic after hitting the iceberg. 🔍🚢

One guy’s yelling “cup and handle,” another says “bear flag,” and you’re just trying to figure out if red is bad or buy the dip. 🍷

In conclusion: read charts responsibly. Or just blame the moon. 🌕💸