#USChinaTradeTalks BREAKING: US and China just sat down for trade talks… again. And somewhere, a poor intern is translating “we strongly disagree” for the 47th time like it’s a love letter. 💌

The vibe? Like two exes dividing up custody of global supply chains. One wants tech dominance, the other wants tariffs to magically disappear. Both want the last dumpling. 🥟😤

Meanwhile, the stock market’s reacting like a toddler on sugar – bouncing up and down, screaming, and occasionally throwing tantrums on Wall Street. 📉📈

Apple’s sweating. Tesla’s meditating. And somewhere, Bitcoin’s whispering, “Told ya so.” 💸💻

Every time they talk, global markets get anxiety and traders get more gray hairs than a Fed chair on interest rate day.

Peace deal or plot twist? Stay tuned