$BTC **"Buy the Dip? More Like Buy the Never-Ending Dip! 🥺🤔😝🤯👎👎👎"**

Another day, another "dip." You buy it, it dips more. You average down, it dips again. Then another dip. And another. At this point, the "dip" isn’t a dip—it’s a **permanent state of existence**! 📉

"Buy the dip!" they said. "It’ll recover!" they promised. Meanwhile, your portfolio looks like a **ski slope** with no bottom in sight. The only thing green in your life is the envy you feel for people who sold at the top. 💸

Is this a dip? A crash? A slow-motion financial implosion? Who knows! All we know is that every time you think it can’t go lower… **it does.** 🤡

Maybe the real dip was the friends we made along the way. Or maybe it’s just the market laughing at our "diamond hands" while we hold bags heavier than our regrets. 💎🙌 → 🗑️🔥

So go ahead—buy the dip. Then buy the next one. And the one after that. Because if you keep buying forever, **technically** you’ll never lose… right? 🥴

*(NFA. Just pain.)* 😭🚀📉 #PermaDip #CopingHard #RIPPortfolio