DegenerateTradingOps: Full Send Meme Mode Activated
🚨 Disclaimer: This is pure degen behavior – don’t try this at home (unless you hate money) 🚨
My Portfolio Breakdown (High Risk AF Edition):
• 50% $DOGS – $TON most loved Memcoin
• 30% $BROCCOLI714 – Because why not? Veggie-themed memecoins are the future 🌿
• 20% Wildcards – SATS, BANANAS31, MUBARAK (no whitepaper? even better)
Futures Game:
🔥 10x leverage on TON & SUI – "They’ll pump eventually, right?"
🔥 Isolated margin – so I can lose precisely what I intend to
🔥 Stop-loss? Never heard of her
My Tools:
📉 Pure adrenaline & hopium
📱 24/7 Twitter shitposting for alpha
💸 A prayer circle for when liquidation hits
YOLO #MyTradindOprations
(Tag your favorite degen below!)
💬 "This isn’t financial advice – it’s a cry for help."😂
Want me to add a "How to Survive Liquidations" section? 😏