#TrumpVsMusk

If you still think either Trump or Musk is a genius, you might be suffering from lead poisoning. In June 2025, their latest public meltdown proved they’re not leaders—they’re unstable egomaniacs with Wi-Fi.

Musk called Trump’s budget “a disgusting abomination” and dredged up Epstein connections like a Reddit troll with a grudge. Trump, in full rage-baby mode, threatened to cancel federal contracts and called Musk insane.

While these two tantrum-prone billionaires traded barbs like hormonal teens, Tesla stock tanked and the world watched, horrified. Musk tried to retreat after a billionaire buddy begged him to stop, but Trump—predictably—doubled down.

This wasn’t policy. It was a cage match between a cartoon fascist and a dopamine-drunk tech cultist, both unfit to manage a garden hose, let alone a country or a communications empire.

And obviously the market gets caught in the crossfire and we all suffer, yay. If only competent people ruled the world... We'd probably see more green than red, wouldn't we?