Somewhere between a fever dream and a Lovecraftian acid trip, Elon Musk tweeted a green tentacled blob—allegedly a Shoggoth, but let’s be honest, it looks like a radioactive jellybean with commitment issues. Naturally, crypto bros did what they do best: turned it into a meme coin. “Shoggoth (SHO)” pumped like it was on Monster Energy and delusion, hitting $13 million in market cap. Because of course it did.
Here’s the kicker: it’s green, and not in the “save the planet” way. No clean energy, no sustainability—just vibes and tentacles. Imagine slapping a rainforest sticker on a chainsaw and calling it eco-conscious.
This is what the future looks like: billionaires post cryptic slime monsters, and the internet throws money at them. We used to dream of flying cars. Now we trade eldritch emojis like Pokémon. We deserve the collapse, don’t we?