The night before yesterday, the cryptocurrency market and US stocks suddenly nosedived, and the retail investors were confused. Looking up at the trending topics, they saw—Trump and Musk were arguing! These two usually get along like peas in a pod, suddenly tearing each other apart? Seasoned retail investors laughed out loud: this is not an argument; clearly, it's the 'world's top manipulators' putting on a 'scripted murder mystery' for us!
Act 1: The Drama of 'Love and Hate' Begins
Trump tweeted angrily at Musk: 'Are you crazy! How dare you oppose my bill!' Musk shot back: 'You're the one who's crazy! Without me, you wouldn't be president!' Hearing these lines gives one goosebumps—this is not a political and business titans' clash; it's clearly the 'Hollywood golden duo' putting on the annual blockbuster! Just missing subtitles: 'Pay attention, this man is Trump, he is cooperating with his old partner Musk to create market panic...'
Act 2: The 'Plunge' Tactics Are Deep as the Sea
As soon as the argument news broke, US stocks and the cryptocurrency market turned into a 'bungee jumping scene': Tesla's stock plummeted by 14%, and altcoins in the crypto market collectively crashed. Retail investors, scared, sold off their holdings overnight, only to find that these two had already quietly bought in at low prices! Trump was secretly amused in the White House: 'Don't be afraid, retail investors, my tax reform bill will soon teach you what 'the more it falls, the more you earn' means!' Musk was chuckling on his private jet: 'When the market panics to the extreme, I'll send out a 'Dragon spacecraft upgrade' message, and the stock price will immediately hit the limit up!'
Act 3: The Truth of the 'Double Act' Comes to Light
Insider information suggests that these two have actually discussed this in advance: Trump plays the villain, creating negative policy signals; Musk plays the good guy, pretending to be oppressed, and then they both buy in at low prices together! Just like when Trump suddenly announced a tariff pause, causing a crash in the US stock market, and then tweeted 'Now is the time to buy,' resulting in his own stocks soaring by 22%. This time is even more amazing, directly using 'arguing' as a smokescreen, while the retail investors are completely unaware they're being harvested, thinking it's a natural disaster, when in fact it's man-made calamity!
Act 4: The Subtle Finale After the 'Harvest'
Just when the market was in despair, Musk suddenly tweeted: 'Trump and I have calmed down, the Dragon spacecraft will not be retired.' Trump also chimed in: 'We're still good friends.' The retail investors finally realized: it turns out these two put on a 'self-inflicted injury' act, playing the market like a puppet! Even more outrageous, Trump threatened to terminate Musk's government subsidies, but in reality, it was to let Musk buy back SpaceX shares at a low price, and then sell them high once the stock price rises!
Conclusion: The 'Anti-Harvest Guide' for Retail Investors
Next time you see political and business giants 'arguing', remember to chant three times: it's all a play! It's all a play! It's all a play! They argue, we watch the show; they cut losses, we hold tight to our wallets. After all, the true experts use 'arguing' as a sickle, harvesting retail investors clearly!