Failed Confessions with My Respected Sheep 🐏💼
Today, I tried to bribe my dear sheep with a simple offer… a handful of premium barley, a kind word, and a pat on the head… in exchange for him to "overlook" the upcoming holiday 😅
But, unfortunately…
He looked at me with disdain, then chewed a bit, and said in a voice I had never heard before:
> "I will not sell my principles for your barley, human… If you are looking for a ransom, seek a corrupt sheep other than me!" 😤
Now I am frustrated, and my sheep is too perfect.
Is there anyone selling me a corrupt sheep? 😩😂
