🚨BREAKING 😔😔: Trump x Elon = Bull Market? Then... Heartbreak = Bear Market 💔📉
Just 3 days ago:
👱♂️ Trump & Elon: "Together, we pump!"
📈 Market: Instantly moonwalking like it's 2021.
But yesterday…
💔 They parted ways.
📉 Market: “I’m not crying, YOU’RE crying…”
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📊 Moral of the story:
When Elon and Trump hold hands, the bull charges.
When they fight, the bear eats your portfolio. 🐂🤝🐻
🎨 Attached: Anime version of this drama because charts aren't enough anymore.
