Trump is going crazy, Tesla is crashing, is that their short signal?
You think they are just throwing insults at each other, but in fact, they are collaborating to send signals:
Old Ma says "disgusting bill," Trump says "you are crazy," $TSLA drops 14%, Trump Media drops 8%,
$160 billion evaporates, retail investors are crying, and options traders are laughing.
Some say they could never short themselves —
That's hilarious, you think they still live off salaries.
They rely on rhythm, on panic, on the "humanity premium" of you waking up at four in the morning and selling at the lowest point.
Old Ma shouted "DOGE to the moon" when trading crypto,
now he is directly calling for a "impeach you" in the presidential race.
Trump, under the guise of "patriotic tax reform," wants to harvest global arbitrage capital,
he says "for the people" but his hands are full of SPAC blueprints and US debt arbitrage roadmaps.
We are not sure if they are betting against each other, but what they are sure of is —
You will definitely believe they are arguing.
📉 So you cut losses, they build positions; you clear out, they double down on shorts.
And what about you? Still studying Bollinger Bands, still looking at the market saying "it shouldn’t drop any further."
#AllinDoge does not engage in thick black theory, but it can remind you when analyzing the situation — "script is online, chips are evading."
Don’t wait for the TV news to finish, your capital has already gone into Wall Street’s washing machine.
