Pi Network mainnet launched, 12,000,000 Pi were smashed happily, and the coin price halved instantly.
Miners have been loyal for two years, and on the day of the launch, they became the liquidity power bank for the project.
Some say it’s the "biggest carpet pull of 2025"? No, brother, this is the kind of carpet pull where the carpet flies away and you're left naked at the spot.
The crypto world is silent, and the blockchain is cool.
You think you are co-creating the future Web3, but in fact, you are just paving a path for others to cash out.
Even air coins say Pi is too airy—"At least I can still breathe."
At this moment, AllinDoge is deep in thought:
"Should we launch a 'Carpet Sensor' specifically to identify air projects and 'unexploded bombs'? But this function is too exhausting... the entire crypto world would need to call the police."