Urgent from Wall Street:
Circle has officially decided to go public, which means no more excuses, you have to become a professional investor, even if by luck! 😎📈
So imagine with me:
People were investing in green tea and vegetarian pizza... and today? USDC is coming to tell you "Let me invest capital the right way" 😤💰
Hey everyone, if you’re wasting your money on subscriptions you don’t use, or coffee every day for 20 riyals... why not become a shareholder in the future? 😏
The money that went on shawarma... could have bought you a share and watched it soar 🚀 (or drop, but let’s laugh together).
Dear followers, get ready for the IPO as if we’re entering a financial fashion show... no one comes without an investment portfolio and a smile of optimism 😂📊
So give us your opinion...
Do you think the price will rise like your grandmother's cooking talent?
Or will it drop like your friend’s promise that said: "I’ll transfer to you tomorrow"? 🤡
Follow me and let’s keep track of the financial drama together, laughter is guaranteed and investing is "maybe" 😅