Breaking News from Wall Street:

Circle has officially decided to go public, which means no more excuses, you have to become a professional investor even if it's by luck! 😎📈

So imagine with me:

People were investing in green tea and vegetarian pizza... and today? USDC is here to tell you "Let me get your capital in right" 😤💰

Dear folks, if you are wasting your money on subscriptions you don’t use, or coffee every day for 20 riyals... why not become a shareholder in the future? 😏

The money you wasted on shawarma... could have bought you a share and watched it soar 🚀 (or drop, but we’ll laugh together).

My dear followers, get ready for the IPO as if we’re entering a financial fashion show... no one should come without an investment portfolio and a smile of optimism 😂📊

Come on, give us your opinion...

Do you expect the price to go up like your grandmother's cooking talent?

Or will it drop like your friend's promise who said: "I’ll transfer you tomorrow"? 🤡

Follow me and let's keep up with the financial drama together, laughter is guaranteed and investment "maybe" 😅