Crypto Jokes & Rants 😂

🚀 Welcome to the whimsical world of Dogecoin, where the memes are dank, the community is strong, and the market moves are as unpredictable as a Shiba Inu's zoomies!

🤣 JOKES:

Why did the Dogecoin investor bring a leash to the crypto exchange?

👉 To keep his portfolio from running away!

I told my friends I invested in Dogecoin. They said, "You're barking up the wrong tree."

👉 But who's laughing now? Much wow!

What's a Dogecoin holder's favorite type of music?

👉 Shiba Inu-metal.

I tried to pay for coffee with Dogecoin. The barista said, "We only accept real currency."

👉 I said, "Such insult. Very fiat. Much disappoint."

Why did Doge go to therapy?

👉 To deal with his fear of market dips. So scare. Very anxiety.

😤 RANTS:

I bought Dogecoin as a joke. Now my portfolio is a meme, and my financial advisor sends me dog treats instead of advice.

Every time Elon tweets about Doge, my heart skips a beat. Is it going to the moon or digging a hole?

Tried explaining Dogecoin to my grandma. Now she thinks I'm part of a dog cult. She started knitting Shiba Inu sweaters.

My bank called to ask about unusual activity. I told them it's just Dogecoin doing its thing. They transferred me to the fraud department.

Drop your own Doge tales below 👇

Let's howl at the market together! #Write2Earn #Binance #MuchWow #Dogecoin‬⁩

#ToTheMoon 🚀🐕