Crypto Jokes & Rants 😂
🚀 Welcome to the whimsical world of Dogecoin, where the memes are dank, the community is strong, and the market moves are as unpredictable as a Shiba Inu's zoomies!
🤣 JOKES:
Why did the Dogecoin investor bring a leash to the crypto exchange?
👉 To keep his portfolio from running away!
I told my friends I invested in Dogecoin. They said, "You're barking up the wrong tree."
👉 But who's laughing now? Much wow!
What's a Dogecoin holder's favorite type of music?
👉 Shiba Inu-metal.
I tried to pay for coffee with Dogecoin. The barista said, "We only accept real currency."
👉 I said, "Such insult. Very fiat. Much disappoint."
Why did Doge go to therapy?
👉 To deal with his fear of market dips. So scare. Very anxiety.
😤 RANTS:
I bought Dogecoin as a joke. Now my portfolio is a meme, and my financial advisor sends me dog treats instead of advice.
Every time Elon tweets about Doge, my heart skips a beat. Is it going to the moon or digging a hole?
Tried explaining Dogecoin to my grandma. Now she thinks I'm part of a dog cult. She started knitting Shiba Inu sweaters.
My bank called to ask about unusual activity. I told them it's just Dogecoin doing its thing. They transferred me to the fraud department.
Drop your own Doge tales below 👇
Let's howl at the market together!
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