🎢 Middle-Class Trader’s Daily Routine in 2025:
🕘 9:00 AM – “Markets look stable. Maybe today’s the day!”
📉 9:15 AM – Portfolio down 8%
😐 9:30 AM – “It's just a dip...”
📉 10:00 AM – Down 15%
💀 10:30 AM – “WHY DID I BUY $PEPE2.0?!”
🧘♂️ 12:00 PM – “I’m not checking charts anymore.”
📱 12:01 PM – Checks charts
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