1. "The $5 Dream"
Me: Buys $5 worth of a meme coin on Binance
Also Me: โI will now check the chart every 3 minutes for the next 6 months.โ
๐ Refresh... still $5.01
๐ โIโm gonna make it.โ
2. "Binance Traders Be Like"
๐ Coin: Up 1%
๐ง Brain: โThis is it. Lambo season starts today.โ
๐ Coin: Down 0.5%
๐ Heart: โIโve made a terrible mistake.โ
3. "Day in the Life of a Binance User"
Morning: โIโm only checking the charts once today.โ
Afternoon: has 14 tabs open, TradingView running, RSI at 73
Evening: โWhy am I emotionally attached to a token called FluffyDogeMoon?โ
4. "Binance Portfolio Check Starter Pack"
Wallet: -27% ๐
Emotions: -89% ๐ฉ
Hope: 0%
Still buying dips like a champ ๐
5. "New Token Drops on BNB Chain"
Me: โI will not FOMO in.โ
Also Me 2 mins later: Buys the top with 3x leverage
Narrator: โHe fomoโd.โ