#MyCOSTrade

**My COS Trade – Comedy Of Satoshis**

So, I entered a COS trade thinking I was the next Binance wizard. Charts? Checked. Gut feeling? Unchecked. Coffee-fueled confidence? Overflowing.

I bought COS, blinked twice, and bam—it dropped faster than my Wi-Fi during a pump. My portfolio went from “future Lambo” to “maybe ramen.” But I held strong like a true degenerate HODLer… for 48 long minutes.

Finally sold at break-even, feeling like a Wall Street hero. Profit? Emotionally bankrupt. Lessons? Priceless.

Moral of the story? Never trade COS before coffee. Or after. Or during. Basically, just watch memes and let the bots handle it. #COSmicMistake #BinanceChronicles