#TrumpTariffs
**Trump Tariffs – Now Accepting Payments in Memecoins**
Trump’s back with tariffs hotter than a BTC breakout—and this time, even your GPU might get taxed.
Rumor has it, he’s slapping tariffs on everything from Chinese chips to crypto mining snacks. Somewhere, a miner just cried into his Red Bull.
Trump says it’s to “protect American industry.” Translation? We’re all going to be paying extra for things we didn’t understand to begin with.
If tariffs were tokens, this would be a bullish launch—except everyone’s portfolio is now nervous.
So buckle up, traders. The only thing more unpredictable than Trump’s tariff list… is Dogecoin on a Sunday night.